After noticing how fast Hanbury was axed after the public release of his memo (thanks to whoever released that memo), I suggest the quickest, surest path between Shelby the president and Shelby the fat little piggy hitting the road is the release by some staff person or faculty person or administrator of some grotesque document that Shelby had a clear hand in, a nasty little directive of one kind or another, signed by him, on his letterhead, with his fingerprints on, whatever.

Surely there are many unhappy people stuck in this administration, unable to speak their minds for fear of reprisal, who deplore what Thames has done to our pretty good little university, who have in their possession, or have access to, a document that reveals Thames for the crude, small man he is--a person of limited vision, with a huge appetite for vengeance, ready and willing to blame anyone else for his troubles.

Any scrap of paper leaked to the public media will do.  Any nasty remark Thames committed to paper, any aside to Hanbury or one of the other piglets in his administration that smacks of unprofessional or illegal conduct, unethical behavior, deal making or brokering, anything that even looks smelly would be good.

Let's get this stuff out into the light where people can see it, where the public and the media can see what kind of man he truly is, and what his administration is like for those who must suffer under it today.

Yes, I'm talking about somebody ratting him out. Ordinarily I would say ratting somebody out is probably not a good thing. But in this case, the end justifies the means.