Author anonymous:

What is the well-dressed protester wearing this spring? One of two fabulous t-shirt styles:

 1)  The McMillen

 "No great university wages war on its faculty.  No world-class  university uses fear as an instrument of leadership." -Neil McMillen

 2)  The Polk

 He's like a man who shoots a toe off every day and looks down and says,  "We've got a world-class foot." -Noel Polk

 Also features a a four-toed, bandaged foot.

 
T-shirts are white and come in L and XL (and there are a couple of 3Xs  available).  They are thin, cheap, and (like your tenure) not  guaranteed.

Not for sale, not available in any store.  Write a check to "AAUP-USM,"  and indicate "legal defense fund."  Please donate at least $20 (but aw c'mon, you know you can give more than that).  E-mail  mwilsonk@netdoor.com or call 579-0336, with your preferred style and size.  Call now, very expensive lawyers are standing by.

Exercise your first amendment rights fashionably.  Get your very own shirt before April 6.  While supplies last.