Webster, you might already have it, but the Faculty Senate's committee investigating Angie Dvorak might be a good one too--Ad Hoc Committee on Credentials and Hiring and Tenure Processes.
How about "Kenbot" as either an additional listing under Malone or as its own heading?
Kenbot: 1. the fully transforming polymer robot that can morph from director of business development to department chair to coast chief operating officer in the wink of an eye. 2. guaranteed to self-destruct
Interestingly enough, some MW dictionary definitions for polymer and robot seem to apply.
polymer: ...and consisting essentially of repeating structural units robot: device that automatically performs...