here's a new one the facsen should pass tomorrow....

"Whereas, it is problematic that Angeline Dvorak, who has never been tenured at a 4-year university, sits on tenure decisions at USM, where she does not also have tenure herself.  Whereas, USM President Shelby F. Thames could resolve this problem with one stroke of the pen.  Therefore, be it resolved that USM President Shelby F. Thames should grab some balls and tenure Angie Dvorak immediately, since her credentials are so impeccable."