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some things I picked up at Dvorak's garage sale
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I thought you guys might be interested.  I got some good deals...


1. twenty reams of resume paper (egg shell and grey colored): $7


2. 6 anger management books (2 paperback, 4 hardbacks): $3


3. A Kentucky Wildcats sweatshirt: $6.50


4. some unopened American Pride: 2 gallons/$4 ea.


5. a copy of Human Resource Management for Dummies: $2.50


6. a Florida Christian Academy t-shirt: $2


7. some old exams from Thomas Cooley Law School: free


8. several old pairs/sets of red-shaded contact lenses: $3


9. some unused affidavit forms: $0.50


10. a yellow Mahogany Bar/CC Grille t-shirt: $2


11. an Enterprise State Junior College t-shirt: $1


12. a Gulf Coast Community College sweatshirt: $0.50 (bad condition)


13. a copy of Chicken Soup for the Embattled VP of Research and Economic Development Soul: $2


14. a copy of Resume Writing Magic by David Blaine: $10


15. a Michigan State Spartans t-shirt: $5


16. an Ashland Community College sweatshirt: $3


17. older set of Ping golf clubs: $75


18. a Jackson Community College baseball hat: $1.75


19. Risk (world domination boardgame): $2


20. 1 copy of Exit 13: $3.25




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Salesperson

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Good for one final before sleep chuckle - thank you!

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Fire Shelby


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All were funny.  Number 13 made me laugh out loud. 

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Athena

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I needed a laugh (bump)  I can't wait for The Hudson family sale.

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Missi

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Garage Sale Shopper- You must have left right before I arrived. You missed a real show. I asked Angie if she had any University of Kentucky sweatshirts, and she said, "Sure". She strolled over to a table, grabbed a folded sweatshirt, and thrust it into my face. "Here you go". I was really confused, because it said, "Ashland Community College" across the front. I figured she grabbed the wrong one. I politely repeated my request, and she became enraged. It was crazy. Her eyes got all red and teary, and she clinched her hands into tight fists. She yelled, "That IS a UK sweatshirt! ASHLAND COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS A PART OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!". 




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truth4usm

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Originally posted by: Missi
"Garage Sale Shopper- You must have left right before I arrived. You missed a real show. I asked Angie if she had any University of Kentucky sweatshirts, and she said, "Sure". She strolled over to a table, grabbed a folded sweatshirt, and thrust it into my face. "Here you go". I was really confused, because it said, "Ashland Community College" across the front. I figured she grabbed the wrong one. I politely repeated my request, and she became enraged. It was crazy. Her eyes got all red and teary, and she clinched her hands into tight fists. She yelled, "That IS a UK sweatshirt! ASHLAND COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS A PART OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!".  "
Missi, good one!   I need a laugh right about now!


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