Angie’s academic career < 1. urban legend; 2. never really got started; 3. began as a "19-year old grad student at Alabama" but seemed to end when she departed Panama City Christian School shortly thereafter; 3. by her account, it was ruined by faculty at USM in 2003-2004 (and Lisa Mader is just sick about it).

Dr. Dvorak & Mrs. Hyde < 1. former is reference to Dr. Angeline Dvorak, who is an attractive and effective speaker at economic development symposia at junior colleges (see R. Scott Farris and Farriswood); 2. latter is reference to what Angeline Dvorak becomes when her credentials are challenged — she clinches her fists real tight, her eyes become red, and she threatens to sue.