New York Yankees < 1. MLB team Angeline Dvorak tells everyone she pitched for from 1997-2000 (from Rob McDuff’s baseball analogy in his Glamser-Stringer hearings opening statement); 2. University of Kentucky.

Trenton Thunder < AA club in the New York Yankees organization that Angeline Dvorak actually pitched for from 1997-2000 (from Rob McDuff’s baseball analogy in his Glamser-Stringer hearings opening statement); 2. Ashland Community College.

University of Kentucky < 1. State University of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, located in Lexington and founded in 1865; 2. large, public university where Angeline Dvorak tells everyone she once worked, even though she admits that she’s never even been there (see Dvorak’s incredulity). Go figure.