Is there any truth to the rumor . . .

Date: May 11, 2004

Is there any truth to the rumor . . .

Date: May 11, 2004

I'll bite -- the Nome Gnome???

Date: May 11, 2004

Now I have to go to bed with THAT in my brain! Thanks, educatior -- I thought you were a friend.

If I knew you're phone number, I'd call you when I wake up at 4 am laughing about this

Date: May 11, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: LVN
. If I knew you're phone number,

It's not that I can't spell, it's that I can't SEE.

Date: May 11, 2004

Educator wins the prize -- an intimate candlelit dinner for two with SFT.

Date: May 11, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Punster
"Educator wins the prize -- an intimate candlelit dinner for two with SFT. "

Preferably, for the rest of this Board, in Nome, Alaska.

Date: May 11, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Punster
". . . that SFT has accepted the position of President of Capital City University in Alaska? If this is true, that would make him the ____ _____. (Anyone care to fill in the blanks?) "

Actually, there should be three blanks here:

The Nome Dome Gnome.

Date: May 12, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: educator
"Preferably, for the rest of this Board, in Nome, Alaska."

Here's a relevant image that is prime for graphic adjustment, to include the fearless leader.

http://www.uscg.mil/pacarea/healy/deployments/AWS02/updates/04/images/marc.jpg

Date: May 12, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: USM Alum
"
Actually, there should be three blanks here:
The Nome Dome Gnome."

Why not have him plated (for hood ornament use, perhaps) so he would be the Nome Chrome Dome Gnome.

Date: May 12, 2004

Invictus:

If Shelboo were chromed do you think the "bulldog" ornanment of the Mack truck would get mad. Who would win the fight?

Date: May 12, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Quiet-but-Perceptive
"Invictus:
If Shelboo were chromed do you think the "bulldog" ornanment of the Mack truck would get mad. Who would win the fight?"

The bulldog ... as long as its rabies vaccination was current. (I'm sure the MSU faction on the IHL board makes sure that "Bullie" gets his annual trip to the vet, so bet on the dawg!)