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[With what does the acronym “PUC" rhyme?]


The first meeting of Shelby's new PUC ( pron. “puck”)
Left us wondering, "Hey, what the f***?!"
To get "touchy-feely"
With Shelby? Now really!
Don't tell me this PUC doesn't suck!!

At this meeting of Shelby’s new PUC (pron. “puke”)
Shelby’s aim clearly was to rebuke
Wayward faculty who
Just like me and like you
Feel we need to run outside and puke.



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To the President's Council Fraschillo
Said he once had a pet armadillo...
Or was it a dog?
Or a cute little hog?
Or a gnome with whom he shared a pillow?



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Over USM's plight we are "grieving"--
Or so Shelby would have us believing.
But we're madder than hell,
Any damn fool can tell,
By the numbers of us who are leaving.


All this nonsense we hear about "healing"
Leaves what's left of my poor senses reeling.
"Moving forward?" A joke!
On such words I do choke.
If Thames stays, DOOM is all we'll be feeling.



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